THE DYNAMIC DUO
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By: Wayne Brown
Young Robin’s not wearing his green tights tonight
Batman is in coveralls; not expecting a fight
The Commissioner is lying in sleep so sublime
The back alleys are crawling with criminal slime
The Ol’ Joker lurks about ready with witty humor
A giant explosion in Gotham would be a real boomer
He plots and he plans with all his henchmen in tow
To lure the Caped Crusader into a trap don’t you know?
Riddler is out there posing his ponderous query
But if you figure the answers, there’s no need for worry
He’ll leave his questionable clues all in places behind him
In the hope that the Dynamic Duo will soon find them
The Penguin is a waddler with a full criminal strain
All dressed in his tuxedo, top hat, and cane
He’ll quack like a duck when his feathers get a ruffle
He lives to tangle with the Duo in a crime scene scuffle
Two-Face tries but really can never hide his hideous face
Obsessed with erasing the Dynamic Duo from time and space
He plays his criminal intent with the passion of his obsessions
Posed at the ready to teach Batman & Robin a lesson
Alfred sounds the alarm; there is a Bat Phone emergency
The Bat Signal illuminates the sky signaling the urgency
Quick Robin! Grab you tights and get to the Bat Cave
Put on your crime fighter belt; we’ve got Gotham to save
The criminals are all out together in their full force intent
Telling the Commissioner that he must now relent
Gotham will be theirs and a home to the nature of crime
But wait! What of the Dynamic Duo this time?
The Bat-Mobile rounds the corner with tires a-squeal
Robin is riding shotgun and Batman is at the wheel
The Riddler has posed a query in the sky it still floats
Robin solves the mystery….quickly to the Bat Boat!
The Commissioner and The Chief, they are hostages both
Held by the likes of all these criminal sloth
It’s the Dynamic Duo once again to enter the fight
And save Gotham’s leaders on this criminal night
The thugs are holed up at the lighthouse by the shore
They are demanding a ransom; a million dollars or more
Hold back the money and the hostages are toast
Don’t doubt our words, we’re serious, they boast
The Bat Boat slinks to the shore in the dark
Robin eyeing the Bat Scope for a good place to park
The Duo lights on the docks quiet as a mouse
Then climb the Bat Ropes to the top of the lighthouse
Batman and Robin drop in unannounced from above
With fisticuffs flying, the criminals they shove
Whack! Blam! Zap! And some upper cuts with style
Soon all the criminals are heaped into a pile
The hostages are freed and the ransom is not paid
The Duo has undermined the plot that was laid
And Gotham City’s finest celebrate until daylight
As the Duo drives the Bat Car off into the night
Back at the cave, Alfred awaits their stealthy return
With cookies and milk, and butter freshly churned
The crime suits will be hung back up in the cave
Until the call comes again to run out and save
Robin has showered and laundered his tights
Batman turns in and bids all a good night
Alfred will lock the doors and off to bed he will go
Another magnificent night for the Dynamic Duo!
© Copyright WBrown2011. All Rights Reserved.
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OMG! I love this....I will be humming the Bat Theme for the rest of the day! Thanks for the smile! Voted up, funny, awesome, interesting!
I remember the film, and you give a new twist to the popular imagery. Great stuff.
Absolutely great stuff. Funny but Awesome ...!!!
Its fun to read your Batman Stuff. I can't wait for more fun to come on this Happy, sunny, Monday.
Keep up the great writing, my friend and tell your lovely wife hello.
Donna
I try to use Whack! Blam! Zap! from Batman to teach onomatopoeia (words whose sound is imitative of the sound of the noise or action designated), but the kids only know the movie version of Batman and not the TV show where those words filled the screen during fighting. Kids these days! Ha!
Hey -- What about BatWoman? Didn't she help the boys a time or two? (and of course CatWoman too)
Wayne Brown, crime fighter extraordinaire! This was a fun read and I just love it. I am smiling and I needed to after a tough morning. Thanks, Hyph.
Ha! Reading my mind - a little scary - huh? You didn't exactly call Catwoman a tramp. So, thanks for that! You know - behind every great man . . . is a supportive (or smart or beautiful or generous . . . take your pick or all) woman.
Cute.
Oh Wayne -- Carla is calling Otis the tramp! Hmmmm . . . the roles have reversed! You love that! And yes -- the Lover!!
When a Man Loves a Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHS8LAqHyHs&feature . . Maybe he's thinking These Arms of Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqVrNK4uiB4&feature have been Loving Too Long (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqaOp7sIy0w&feature but That's How Strong My Love Is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9AEGQkobc&feature so I'll Try A Little Tenderness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjoMSfPQUCA)because I Love You More Than Words Can Say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dael4sb42nI&feature to get some Satisfaction ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQszoQJT0Tc&feature Open the Door ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuG29CmZKgs&feature because That is How Strong My Love Is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmm4hfODhro&feature . more than Cigarettes and Coffee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0eUE0nBbA8). . . For Your Precious Love Is More than Words Can Say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHgcOYi1lW0). . . Nobody Knows that I've Got Dreams and I Try A Little Tenderness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dael4sb42nI)even though I've Been Loving You Too Long . . . while Sitting on the Dock of the Bay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzrXc68gNjQ). . . singing the Happy Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L3UNYC8U5g&feature You are truly My Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xBcpq2Dn3g).
fun read...........now stop screwing around and get after those pesky liberals! hahaha
Adam West was the best as Batman back in the day,
Rnbin was happy to help him in every which way.
The criminals quivered
They shook and they shivered.
Let's clean up DC with the Duo - what do you say?
Wayne - (laughing) You got that right!
First I want to say that because of hubpages notification system, I have missed so much of your writing! I am so sorry. I wrote to them so I hope they fix the problem. Now I want to say that I love this poem. Send Batman to Washington to take on the Super Congress!!!
Dear Wayne,
HP is located in Pelosi's town......
Fun read my friend, I loved watching Batman as a kid and all the movies that were made over time, so many of them were great. Adam West was my t.v. hero as Batman for sure. I also liked Bruce Lee in the Green Hornet to. Great video added here, gave it extra impact for sure.
I still like Adam West's old show better than the newer Batman movies. They were so darn campy they were hysterical. Of course, I was only 10 or so when they were new and we just loved to play Batman.
Hi Wayne, I like it. Really good.
Michael.



















Just Ask Susan Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago
This was fun to read :)